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The Crash Kids Chronicles Ch.7"Cheeel-dren!" squawked Mr. Beck, a colorful parrot who was missing an eye and three-fourths of his mind. "I will now come around to check your maaaaad science home-VURK!"
Rita Roo let him check it, looking faithfully at the paper full of questions that made no sense (since when did Venus fly traps grow legs and eat people with the addition of radioactive butter?) because she knew she'd get a good grade. She was excellent in the subject, after all. The other kids held grudges against her for being so goody-goody all the time.
After Mr. Beck straightened each paper and placed them into a file cabinet, he fiddled with his pointless little mon
The Crash Kids Chronicles Ch.6"Subtract the variable with the lowest coefficient," Murray said, and that was when Cris scoffed and frowned and threw his hands up in the air, because he had an epiphany.
"Seriously? That's all there is to it?"
"Yes, Cris. A huh huh huh."
The bandicoot slapped that answer down onto the paper and practically chucked his pencil halfway across the room. That one simple thing had prevented him from passing that quiz.
"Really?" the Bandoo inquired.
"At least you got it right. Let's do another."
"'H' no. I'm going outside."
The Bandoo gave him a questioning look. "Don't you think you should be studying so you'll pass your next te
The Crash Kids Chronicles Ch.5The young bandicoot's brow furrowed with exasperation as his brain attempted to decipher the equation on his paper. He sighed, resting his chin on the inside of his arm while he tried to figure out what to do with this mish-mosh of numbers. Most people found solving equations with variables on both sides pretty darn easy, but not Cris. His right hand opened up to let his pencil roll onto his desk, and to his horror, other people were getting up and turning their quizzes in, even Murray. When the teacher announced there was only one minute remaining for people to finish their quizzes, Cris panicked and scribbled down some chicken-scratch on hi
The Crash Kids Chronicles Ch.4Cris's hand flew over the alarm clock as it screamed to let him know it was 5:30 AM; His head was buried underneath his pillow, and Murray on the top bunk just rolled over in bed. Aside from being tired, Cris didn't want to take his math quiz todaywhen he thought about it, it was possible to skip schoolbut their mother coming in to turn on the blinding lights and telling them to get up made his doom inevitable. Murray didn't mind getting up, he just didn't want to be around the nasty people at school.
"Man, if I could have like, ten more minutes I'd be fine," Cris groaned with a hoarse morning voice.
"We don't have ten more minu
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